What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your going to be alright just relax

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

But this is not

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?